

Besides the beautiful Jim the next best character on the office is Kelly Kapoor.

She tells it like it is but is always positive and upbeat... "Look, I know the reason that you guys became accountants is 'cause you're not good at interacting with people. But guess what? From now on, you guys are no longer losers. So gives yourselves a round of applause."
I don't talk trash, I talk smack. They're totally different. Trash talk is all hypothetical like, your momma's so fat she could eat the internet. But smack talk is happening like right now. Like, you're ugly and I know it for a fact 'cause I got the evidence right there.
She is determined to do what it takes to succeed....“I swallowed a tape worm last night. It's going to grow up to three feet inside of me, and then it eats all of my food so that I don't get fat. And then after three months, I take some medicine, and then I pass it. Creed sold it to me. It's from Mexico.”
Dwight Schrute:
What are you doing? I am in the fight of my life against this computer and every sale counts.
Kelly:
But you get to put the paper in this little shopping cart and then it says, 'Thanks for shopping with Dunder Mifflin!'
And she is loving and loyal so deeply in love it should inspire us all! - "If Ryan is laid off I will kill myself. Like Romeo and Juliet"

Who would not want to be Kelly!?